Monday, September 29, 2008

More old ladies with lingerie...




So last time I wrote on this subject there was an old lady at ROSS asking if some lacy white panties she picked out looked like something an old lady could rape her husband in. This time.....dun Dun DUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!........I was doing markdowns. Just going along the shelves, scanning everything, seeing if the price went down. I was in the aisle right in front of the fitting room. Suddenly, I see an old lady hobbling towards me (eyes aglow.) She comes up and asks if i was willing to help an old handicapped lady. Of course I didn't turn her down. I thought maybe she needed help carrying a mirror to the front or something but NO! She needed help trying on BRAS because she couldn't lift her arm. OM to the G! So she dragged me in there, tried on her bras, only liked one, and left me to die. Traumatized and alone and scarred for life. Later I was talking to Michael, the assistant manager, and he was like ,"NNNOOOOOOOO! You aren't required to do that.....I don't think you are even allowed to legally." It was horrifying but I guess it made that old lady's day better so I guess maybe it will be good karma for me. eh.......

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