Monday, August 31, 2009

9th Etsy Sale!

I sold some skeleton hands that I painted to look like they were splattered with blood for Halloween. fun fun.

Sunday, August 30, 2009

36 weeks

Well I'm at 26 weeks now and I'm pretty much ready to get this baby out of me. I was kinda freaked out about popping out a baby but i watched a million videos on youtube and I'm not as worried anymore. Plus it will be totally worth it. Pretty sure almost every woman in the history of the world has done it and the human race seems to be successful in reproducing so I am not too worried anymore. I just hope my mom can be there and I will have Kelley. I have an appointment on Thursday. I havn't had one for about two months so hopefully they can give me some sort of an update on everything. They just finished a little park behind the laundromat on base with little water features like squirting flowers and fountains spraying out of the ground and buckets that fill up and then tip over on little kids faces unexpectedly. Im pretty excited about that.

Saturday, August 29, 2009

Update on the stinky patio dog

So a while ago I wrote a blog about the neighbors smelly dog that is trapped on a small patio and neglected and the smell of poo cooking at 110 degrees in the sun comes in through our swamp cooler and my prego nose hates it... and also it's high pitched barking all night keeping me awake. endless barking all day and night because they never take it for walks so it is restless and never tires from barking... it's worse than trying to listen to a puberty boy at church try to give a talk and his voice keeps cracking... well they moved today! so I am pretty happy about that.
And in celebration I will tell a preteen story:
One time we were all sitting at the dinner table and I was trying to be smart. I said something about how dogs have the cleanest saliva in the world and then Chris ruined it by saying ," It's because they eat poop." I suppose he is right. It doesnt matter if their saliva has special bacteria killing powers... if they just ate a pile of cat poo or a cow placenta you still don't want them to lick your face...

Thursday, August 27, 2009

eighth sale on etsy!

Wow people buy the most random things...

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

my fourth and fifth etsy sales!!!

YAY! my shop isn't doing too bad.

Friday, August 14, 2009

34 weeks

Well I am READY for this baby to come out. My ribs can't take much more abuse. Also I won't have to go through 5 rolls of toilet paper a day from having a smashed bladder. All of Hawks are really tall so I'm a midget with a giant baby inside me.

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

This beast was just in my house! whwhwhwhwhwhyywhhywhwhwywhy!!! It attacked me and now I'm dead. How can I be alive when things like this are in my house. I can't bring a baby into this horrible place.

Friday, August 7, 2009

Birthday List

Here is a birthday list for the people who have been asking what I want. I will try to add more to it as I think of things.

* a long robe
* slippers
* sewing stuff
* hair decorations like big hawaiian flowers and stuff
* cute nail polish
* nursing bras
* socks
* candy