walmart toilet fail

So these lovely sunglasses that Beatrice here is modeling for us are no longer a part of my collection. I had to pee at Walmart and they were "safely" tucked in my purse. So I flushed and walked to the door and picked up my purse and suddenly my sunglasses decided they could fly...right into the toilet. I thought I could just reach in (ew!) and pull them out and never tell anyone but I guess Walmart decided they have to have super suction toilets of doom and they flushed right down. Lame....

My second sale on etsy!

http://www.etsy.com/view_transaction.php?transaction_id=17882375

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY KELLEY!

It's been a year since we eloped at the Payette courthouse. YAY! We still love eachother! Thank you for the card and roses Kelley.

30 weeks

My husband got bored and decided to make a rainbow on my tummy. We went to sleep that night and he woke up with a rainbow on his back. ha ha. He is so cute. So yeah I'm at 30 weeks. It's getting pretty close. I feel huge but everyone says I'm tiny and people are still surprised when they find out I'm pregnant. I look way bigger in pictures than I do in real life. From the front and the back you can hardly tell but it's pretty obvious when I turn sideways I think.

MY FIRST SALE ON ETSY!!!

Etsy :: Girly Red Hair Bows- FREE SHIPPING SALE

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I really like swamp coolers. Except they don't seem to work in 110 degree weather. I couldn't get the house cooler than 82 degrees today... Also a flaw in the design of the housing units is that everyone's swamp cooler is located above their neighbors patio. So whatever your neighbor is doing on their patio comes in through your swamp cooler. So it smells like their bbq if they are cooking or if they smoke it smells like that. We were so lucky to get neighbors with a neglected dog on their patio. I think it's a half grown golden retriever. They never take it for walks, let it inside, or even go out to pet it. And it makes poopies all over the patio so when it heats up the smell of poopies cooking at 110 degrees comes in through our swamp cooler. YES!

29 weeks

I'm at 29 weeks. Here is a picture.

Etsy shop

I updated my shop, HawKrafts, on etsy.com. You should check it out and let me know what you think. I'm new to this so any advice on pricing or pictures would be appreciated. I'm really excited about it and if nothing sells...at least I have a bunch of cute stuff to keep all to myself! or give away as presents...

Ben Laughing

My nephew, Benjamin, laughs at a balloon until he chokes.

Henna Belly

I was supposed to get maternity pictures done by a girl named Lindsey with henna art on my belly but it didn't work out because I didn't have enough time while I visited Idaho to get it done. It is a really cool idea though for maternity pictures or just for fun. I looked it up and it's natural and safe. The tree with the peacock is my favorite. Henna is really cool on other parts of your body too...it's temporary but it lasts like a month or so...depending on how long you leave it on and how well you take care of it and how often you wash that part of your body...........blah blah. woot...

Wee man

So I was sitting in the Boise airport waiting to get on the plane back to Twentynine Palms and I saw a midget out of the corner of my eye. So I just kinda started digging in my purse and telling myself," Don't stare...don't stare...don't stare..." and then him and his friends walked off. So I texted Fontanna that I saw a midget and Charlotte was over at her house and said Wee man was in Boise. So I saw a famous person and didn't even look or take a picture or anything because I didn't want to be rude and stare at a midget. Lame...

Baby Shower

When I went to Idaho I had a really great baby shower. It was on the 30th. A lot of people showed up and I think they had a good time. The invitations and presents were all really cute. I don't think I even got one creepy thing that I had to pretend like I liked. YAY! girlie stuff! Thanks everyone!

what the pelvic thrust?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EURZuzHyWb0&feature=email
This is odd.