Muffin

So after i got back from failing at basic training Kelley got me a bunny. i named him muffin. He is all white with black eyeliner. He has a girlfriend now and they are gonna make babies. the other day i noticed that muffin's nails were about as long as him (since he is a dwarf bunny) so i took him over to kelley's to help me chop them. i was worried because he is kinda a crazy bunny. he has an insane personality which is normal for the kind of bunny he is (dwarf hotot). so i got him all wrapped up in a straight jacket (towel) and kelley started clipping his nails and he was perfectly calm and just sat there like a fat lump for once in his life. silly bunny. anyways. that was my pointless story. They only get to be about three pounds and they have awesome playful personalities. they will do acrobats in their homes and play with tennis balls and stuff...